Program Previews

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Get tickets for "DO THE (BATHROOM) HUSTLE!"	Are YOU ready for The Bathroom Hustle? Our Digestive Track Divas and Fiber-Filled Freaks are gonna take you on an awesome adventure deep into the bowels of the Gastro District. Even the best partiers will be "poopin" by the time we're done! So throw up your hands, not your dinner, for the baddest Saturday Night Diarrhea you've ever experienced. And remember, urine control, so go easy on the beverages tonight. Cause this ain't your parents' old cheesy discotheque! This is the ultimate...it's disco-BLECH! (This program is approximately one hour in length.)
Get tickets for "ROOTIN TOOTIN GOOD TIME"	Yeehaw! Round up your posse pardners and rustle up some baked beans and onions. Cuz y'all won't be smellin cow patties tonight. But if you're lucky, you may catch a whiff of some of nature's other ar-o-matic odors. That's right, we've wrangled us up some of the finest digestive gases this side of the south 40... they're coming here from your mouth and your gut and they're ready to stampede your nose. So take a deep breath and let's git along little dawgies cause we're about to have us a Rootin Tootin Good Time! Yee Haw! (This program is approximately one hour in length.)
Get tickets for "GTV: S'NOT YOUR REGULAR TV"	GTV is "great TV". GTV is "groovy TV". Best of all, GTV is "gross TV". And you've picked a winner with our family-friendly, quality programming. Whether it's the self-help advice from the Phlegm Five on "Clean Eye for You Gross Guys" or the intrigue of our award winning drama, "The Young and the Zitless", GTV has got you covered. GTV--the only network that caters to the slimey... the disgusting... the gross! The only network that caters to you! GTV, s'not your regular TV! (This program is approximately one hour in length.)
Get tickets for "ESPU: THE SMELL OF VICTORY"	What does ESPU stand for? ESPU is for the rancid armpit odor that only comes during the 2nd half of a field hockey cliffhanger. ESPU is for the dried, crusty blood that follows that gnarly full-frontal skateboarding wipeout ESPU is for every salty drop of sweat on your face, every bruise on your knee, every flake of dandruff stuck to your unwashed head band. ESPU is for you! ESPU: It's the smell of victory... and the agony of d'feet - especially those stinky scab-covered ones. (This program is approximately one hour in length.)
Get tickets for "BSI: BLOOD SUCKING INVESTIGATION"	It's a gross and spooky night at the Grossology Mansion when a cry comes out "Where's my blood?" That's right, your heart will be pumping and your plasma gushing as you use your sleuthing skills to figure out the mystery of the missing blood. Was it that likable vampire Blood Count? Or maybe it was one of those other annoying blood suckers? Whoever it is, they'll keep getting away with it unless you meddling kids help out. So dust off that detective hat because you'll need your best Blood Sucking Investigation talents to figure out where the blood is going...before its too late. Ayyyy ohhhhh! (This program is approximately one hour in length.)
Get tickets for "THE ZOO ON YOU!"	Hey Grossologists! It's time to get up close and personal with the habitat on humanity. Join our safari guides as we collect creatures great and small from one of the most fascinating ecosystems around...you! You'll be farming foot fungus from between the toes, capturing critters that live in cranial crevasses, and taming tapeworms from the treacherous tunnels of the intestinal tract. Best of all, the nit picking you do with us is something that even the most persnickety parent will enjoy. It's "The Zoo On You." It's a safari so goody you'll be itching to come back and see it again. (This program is approximately one hour in length.)